When people are involved in any situation the outcome can be very funny. We currently have 200+ humorous stories about people. A description of each people joke is provided below the link.
Genie - A funny anecdote about
a man who finds an oil lamp and accidently makes a wish he soon regrets.
Dudes In Hell - A funny story
about three guys,Tom, Mike, and Jose, who found themselves in Hell and how they were
punished for their sins.
The Irritated Cowboy - After a
long hard cattle drive you never know what a cowboy might order for dinner in a
restaurant.
Downsizing - Companies are
always downsizing to reduce costs and it is always difficult for a manager to have to lay
someone off. At times what to say to that employee can be even funnier.
The Long Ranger Strikes Again -
The miscommunication between the Long Ranger and his horse, Silver, can be very funny.
The Boss - The battle between
the various organs of the body to decide who is the boss can be very amusing.
Have You Ever Heard Of Jack Schitt?
- How many times has someone said to you..... "You don't know Jack Schitt...."
Now you will know the entire story...
Latex Products - Did you know
that making latex bottle nipples is similar to making latex condoms?
The Italian Who Went To Detroit
- Often when someone visits another country and is not all that familiar with the
language, the outcome can be very humorous.
City Folks - A funny story
about a bet between a farmer and a city dweller and who is really the smarter one!
Size Is Everything - An
amusing story about how a small guy wrongly interprets what a big dude says.
The Jones Brothers - When a
women mistakenly identifies one brother for the other the outcome can be very amusing.
The Engineer - It's
instinctive for engineers to correct technical problems even if could mean their on
demise.
Nicknames - An amusing
conversation between three women on how they came up with a nickname for their husbands.
The Genius Farmer - A funny
story about a farmer who tries to win the Nobel Prize.
African Roulette - Have you
ever heard of Russian Roulette? Well here is a version called African Roulette that will
surely get your attention!
Vegetable Garden - An amusing
story about how to get the vegetables in one's garden to grow.
Do You Know Me? - A funny
anecdote about an elderly woman who seems to know everyone in the court room.
Baby Photographer - Do baby
photographers do more than just photograph babies? Click here to find out!
Billy Bob's In Town - A
humorous story about a country boy who experiences his first sexual encounter!
Last Meal - A funny anecdote
about three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American who awaiting to be excuted
request their last meal.
A Man With No Vices - A funny
story about a man and a bum exchanging conversation.
The Irish Engineer - A funny
story about an Irishman and an American applying for the same engineering position and why
one got selected over the other.
The Body Builder - An amusing
story about a body builder who tries to impress his date only to have it back fire on him.
Free Drinks and More - A funny
story about a Polak, an Itailian, and an Irishman who go out for a drink after work.
Good Comeback - A funny
story about a supermarket clerk who has a quick wit when caught in an embarrassing
circumstance.
Ever Important 3 Letters - An
amusing anecdote about how management deals with a crisis using the information contained
in three letters.
Major Plot - With all hype
going on abot terrorism and the false reports we keep hearing about here's one that make a
mockery of all the false reports.
A Moral Dilemma For You - A
funny anecdote about a photographer who is caught up in a dilemma when he sees Osama Bin
Laden drowning in a flood in Afganistan.
Survivor - Texas Style - Click
here for the new Survivor show that takes place in Texas. The first one that makes it back
to Dallas wins!
4 People and Only 3 Parachutes
- If Hilary Clinton, the Pope, Koby Bryant, and a 10-year old school boy were passengers
on a doomed flight, who would get the only 3 parachutes? Click here to find out!
Military Humor - Six short
humorous stories about the military.
Exercise - A funny story about
how to exercise by holding potatoe sacks.
A Pair of Jackasses - A
humorous story about how one person deals with his frustration by taken it out on two
other people.
If Airlines Sold Paint - If
the theory behind how airlines sell airplane tickets were applied against selling paint,
this is what it would look like.
Battle of the Fragrances - An
amusing story about three women (two young and one old) in an elevator, each trying
to out do the other with the cost of their fragrance.
The Brothel - A funny story
about the relationship between a brothel and an inheritance.
Southern Women - A funny
conversation between two southern women.
Parking Ticket - Read about a
man who harasses the police officer who is writting him up a parking ticket.
Too Much - Four men, one from
Idaho, one from Iowa, one from New Jersey, and one from New York, riding along in a car
each complaining of what their state has too much of.
Not In Mexico -Read a funny
story about a man inquiring if there are any jews in Mexico.
Polish Sausage - Read a
humorous story about a man who is offended when asked if he was Polish simply because he
requested Polish sausage.
Police Stories - Read humorous
police quotes and stories.
The French Fighter Pilot -
Read an amusing story about a French fighter pilot making love to his Marie.
On A Deserted Island - Read a
funny story about what happens when two men and a women of the same nationality are
stranded on an island.
Moral/Ethical Dilemma - Read a
humorous story about a man who passes a bus stop and sees three people waiting in stormy
weather and has only room for one more person in his car.
The Test - A funny story about
4 friends at Duke University who have to take a makeup after missing a final test for
partying too hard.
Executive Management Material
- At work have you ever wondered what it takes to be a good executive manager. Well, read
this a find out!
Bon Jour! - Some pretty
famous people speak out about the French.
Tough Decision - Read a tough
decision that President Bush has to make concerning the French.
The Courtroom - A funny story
about an elderly woman who is required in court to tell what she knows about the defense
attorney and prosecutor.
ACTS 2:38 - A humorous story
about an elderly woman who catches a burglar in her home with the use of Bible scripture.
Two Old Woman - A humorous
story about two elderly women sitting on a park bench.
Shall We Pray? - A funny
story about a boy who buys condoms for a planned evening with his girl friend only to have
it spoiled during a dinner with her parents.
Senility and Old Age - If you
ever wander what happens to a person when they get old, here is a humorous take on it.
Old Ladies and Frogs - Here
is another version of a woman kissing a frog and turning it into a handsome prince.
State-Of-The-Art Watch - A
funny story about a Marine who can communicate with his watch telepathically.
A Cat Tale - Cats are
generally misunderstand creatures. Here is one tale where a cat is misunderstood by a taxi
driver.
Old Man and the Frog - I
guess there is more to life, when your old, then kissing a frog and having her turn into a
insatiable princess.
Second Chance - Sometimes
that best way to convince someone not to take drugs is the hard core facts of prison life.
The Blind Clerk - A funny
story about a blind clerk at Wallmart who can tell what a person is purchasing by the
sound of the item.
Hillbilly Intellect -
Humorous dialect between three Hillbillies about how stupid their wives are (at least one
isn't).
Dad & Son - A story about
how a woman saves a child from choking on a quarter. While a child choking on a quarter is
not funny who this woman works for is.
Navajo Wisdom - A humorous
message provided by one Navajo elder to be delivered on the moon by astronauts.
Girls Night Out - A funny
story about four girls on a night out to a male strip club.
An Erotic Sneeze - A humorous
story about a woman who is inflicted with a rare, but desired, disease.
Lawyers - A funny story about
a police officer who, during a cross examination in a felony trial, is quick on his feet
to respond to questions by a defense laywer.
Osama bin Laden - A humorous
story about Osama bin Laden who dies and goes to heaven, expecting his 72 virgins.
Nun's Kiss - A funny story
about a cab driver who gets a kiss from a Nun.
Identifying Drivers - You can
actually tell where a person is from just by observing their driving techniques. Click to
here to see how.
Texas Justice - A humorous
story about a dispute between a Texas farmer and a lawyer about a fallen duck.
West Virginia - A funny story
about a Pittsburg taxidermist who walks into a bar in West Virginia.
The Test - How would a
democrat and republican handle an attack on their family by an armed suspect. Click here
to find out.
What Nice Legs! - A funny
story about a professor giving his students a final exam on birds based on what the bird's
legs look like.
British Humor - A humorous
story about an American in England who after many beers relieves himself with help of the
local police.
Anger Management - Read a
funny story about how one man deals with his anger against two other people he
affectionally calls "assholes".
What Religion is Your Bra? -
A humorous story about a man who goes to buy a bra for his wife only to be asked about
what religious type of bra he was looking for. Also if you ever wandered what the cup size
meant, he is one humorous take on it.
Brain Dead - A humorous story
about a women whose uncle is brain dead.
Unemployment Office - A funny
story about two men who work at the same place but get two different unemployment
benefits.
A Sheepish Story - A funny
story about the battle of wits between a sheep herder and a yuppie.
Little Fifi - A humorous
story about an American soldier trying to get a seat on the Chicago train that is occupied
by the dog belonging to a French woman.
That Little Irish Lad - A
funny story about a young Irish boy who uses the local Priest to further his social life.
The One Wish Genie - Ladies Version
- A humorous story about a women who finds a lamp, rubs it, and is granted a wish by the
genie inside. Only, she doesn't get what she wished for.
A Union Shop - A funny story
about a union man who will only visit a union brothel.
Embarrassing Moments -
Humorous tales about people in the most embarrassing situations.
Old Timers Are Smart - A
funny story about an old man who buys his young girl friend a diamond ring.
Chain Letters - A funny spin
on what may happen if you receive too many chain letters.
Nerds Not Allowed - A funny
story about how they keep the nerd population down in Silicon Valley.
The Cork - A funny story
about a terrorist student who walks around with a cork up his butt.
Nine Months Later - A
hurmorous story about a man who hears from an attorney after his friend had used his
identity during an affair he had nine months earlier.
Being Retired - A funny story
about how one retired old man keeps busy on a typical day.
Air Crash - An amusing story
about 4 well known persons and a little girl on a plane that is about to crash with only 4
parachutes on board.
California Girls - A funny
story about three men sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives
duties.
Apples and Wine - A funny
story about how women are like apples and men are like wine, from a women's perspective.
Refund - Don't know whether
this is true or not but it is about how one woman got her money back from Wal-Mart.
Flatulence - A funny story
about President Bush and Queen Elizabeth riding in a horse drawn coach in London.
Army Draft - A humorous story
about a Tennessee man being drafted into the Army.
Postal Worker - A funny story
about a postal worker who intercepts a letter from a little old lady to God.
Dating in 1957 - A comical
story about how one father's mistake may have impacted his daughter's dating back in 1957.
Almonds - An amusing story
about an elderly woman on a bus who gives the bus driver her almonds.
Older Folks - Read five short
humorous stories about old people.
Nudist Colony - Read a funny
story about an 68 year old man in a nudist colony who takes exception to some its rules.
One Nation Under God - A
humorous story about a teacher, an Atheist, who tries to prove that there is no God only
to be set straight by a yound Marine student.
Computer Gender - A funny
story about a Spanish class that came up with the gender of the computer.
Barber Shop - A humorous
story about a man who, every week, sticks his head in a Barber Shop to ask how long the
wait but never returns.
How We Look At Others - A
funny story about getting old and how we see others our on age and how they may view us.
Making Love - A humorous
story about how three people, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Redneck, attempt to out do
each other when it comes to making love their wife.
Milk Machine - A funny story
about a dairy farmer who buys an automatic milk machine and uses it on himself before
reading the details about the machine.
Fractured Fairy Tales - A
humourous story about 3 Friars who decided to go into the flowing growing business.
A Smart Old Man - A funny
story about an old man who tries to get a group of young naked women out of his pond.
Which Military Service Has More Balls
- A story about how the military leaders of each service try to out do themselves on the
loyal conduct of their men.
A Gift For Mother - Being
Mothers Day today I thought it appropriate to include a funny story about 3 sons who each
give their mother a gift and how she liked it.
Mexican Earthquate - Read how
many countries respond to an earthquate in Mexico.
