Women are like apples on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as
good, but easy.......
The apples at the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right
man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp
the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner
with.  Â
