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A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old
Rabbi. He
thinks he'll have a little fun with the old Rabbi, so he says, Â "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from
the candle?" The Rabbi says, "We send them to the candle maker, and every once
in a while they send us a free candle.
The kid says, "And
what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The Rabbi says, "We send them
to the Matzoh ball bakery, and every once in a while they send us a free box of Matzoh
balls." Â Â
The kid says, "And
what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The Rabbi says, "We
send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like
you."Â
