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Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen.
One named I Cum and one named No Cum.
No Cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No Cum Tu. For velly obvious reason
No Cum and No Cum Tu not have any children.
One day, No Cum went out of town on
business, and I Cum came over and spent the night with No Cum Tu. That night I Cum came
and No Cum Tu came too. This make both velly happy.
However about 7 or 8 months later, No Cum
see he about to become father but he not know how come, so when baby come, he named it,
How Cum U Cum.
Of course, I Cum and No Cum Tu know How Cum
U Cum came. But to this day No Cum not know how come How Cum U Cum came!
