Sometimes when people have a little too much to drink, things can get pretty funny. We currently have 38 humorous stories about things that happen in a bar. A description of each bar room joke is provided after the link.
Pirate's Hook - A funny story
about a pirate who lost his eye because he lost his hand first.
The Illiterate Genie - Be careful
of what you wish for! The outcome could be very funny.
Too Much Beer - A humorous
anecdote about a man who goes into a bar and orders a coke because he's had some bad but
humorous experiences with drinking beer in the past.
The Man Who Thought He Can Fly - I
guess when you've had allot to drink, you feel that you can do anything... or can you?
Ouch - A funny anecdote about a
man who comes home drunk and thinks he can hide it from his wife.
Good To The Last Drop - The
strongest man in a bar may not necessarily be the one with all the muscles, as this funny
story reveals.
Allergic To Beer - A funny
situation in which a woman stops drinking beer because she thinks she's allergic to it.
Who Pooped? - A funny story about
a little guy who tries to strike up a conversation with a bigger guy only to get himself
into trouble.
The Natural Look - An amusing
storing about a man who is so drunk that he sees into something that what is not even
there.
The Bet - A humorous lesson
learned. When you bet someone, make sure you are playing with the same cards.
Three Blind Mice - A story about
three mice drinking in a bar and the heroic stories they have to tell.
How To Cure Your Drinking Problems
- Here are fourteen problems that drinkers can experience. The reason for these problems
and their remedies.
Mixing Drugs With Alcohol - A
funny story about a man and his lion who go to a bar and consume too much alcohol.
Slow Business - A humorous
anecdote about how slow business can get in many professions.
Three Men In A Bar - A funny tale
about how a Texan, a New Yorker, and a New Jersian who try to out do each other.
Cheap Drinks - A funny story
about a guy who gets cheap food and drink in the local bar.
Animal Lover - Sometimes what you
do for a living can get you out of tight situations.
Magical Mermaid - Sometimes what
you wish for can get you into trouble. Here is an amusing tale about a man standed on an
island and came across a mermaid who granted him three wishes.
Today's Drink Special - Here's a
drink special that will surely make you think twice about drinking it!
Clever Plan - A humorous plan by
a man to fool his wife into thinking that he is not drunk.
Whoops! - A funny story about a
sexy woman in a bar who wants to complain to the manager.
Big Game Hunter - A humorous
story about a big game hunter in a bar who claims to be able to tell any type of animal
skin and how it was killed, blind folded.
When to Go Home - A comical story
about a man who keeps drinking only after looking at his wife's picture.
Seductive Fingers - A funny story
about a woman in a bar who seductively uses her fingers when talking to the person in
charge.
Beer - An amusing story about a
date drug used by many females called "Beer."
A Bad Day!! - A comical story
about a man who is down on his luck and goes to a bar to drink away his problems.
Give Me 6 Double Vodkas - A funny
story about a man who goes into a bar and orders 6 double vodkas every time he finds out
someone in his family is gay.
Hand Job - An amusing sign in a
bar that charges $1.50 for a cheeseburger, $2.50 for a chicken sandwich, and $10 for a
hand job.
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