So, this guy walks into a bar and orders a coke. The
bartender looks at him quizzically and says "A coke? Are you sure you wouldn't rather
have a beer?"So
the guy says, "No, I think I would rather have a coke, thanks"
Bartender: "Look
around you. This is a bar. Everyone is drinking beer. Don't you think a beer would be
better? It would make you feel really good."
Guy: "Look, I was in
here last week and I had a beer. I had a few beers as a matter of fact. Maybe too many,
because I went home, blew chunks, and passed out."
Bartender: "Oh yea,
well that's nothing new. That happens to everybody."
Guy: "I don't think
so. Chunks is my dog."
