A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet
tavern. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he
does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no." the man replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her hands
beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message." she continues, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," She whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room!"
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