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You've probably heard many blonde jokes. Well, here are 63 more of them. A description of each blonde joke is provided after the link.
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- Are Blondes Really Stupid? - A
funny story about a blonde who is fed up with all the blonde jokes going around and
decides to put her stupidity to the test.
- The Wrong Way Blonde - A funny
take on how to get a blonde to change her seat on an airplane.
- Blondes and Sheep - A good
guess leads to a bad choice.
- Blonde Carpenters - A funny
story about the blonde leading the blonde.
- The Blonde and The Alligator -
A humorous anecdote about a blonde who challengers an alligator for $100.
- The Blonde Petition - A
humorous take on how some blondes try to redeem their "blonde" reputation only
to enhance it.
- A Blonde Phones Home - A funny
story about a blonde who will do anything to call her mom.
- Blondes and Ironing - An
amusing anecdote about how a blonde incorrectly answers the phone.
- Videos and Blondes Don't Mix -
An humorous joke about a blonde renting the wrong video.
- The Blonde Jogger - A funny
story about a blonde jogger who meets up with a male jogger with extraordinary
- Quickie Blonde Jokes - Here
are some funny on-liner blonde jokes.
- Silly Circle - When a trucker
confronts a maniac driving blonde, the outcome can be quite amusing.
- Paint The House - An amusing
tale about a blonde who is so sick of people calling blondes dumb that she shows everyone
how smart she is by painting the hours.
- Thermometer - This blonde
joke will surely raise your temperature!
- The Bus Trip - When a blonde
is traveling on a bus does she really know where she's going? Click here to find out!
- The Blonde's First Cell Phone
- An amusing story about a blonde who uses a cell phone for the very first time!
- Two Blondes in a Movie Theater
- A funny story about two blondes in a movie theater and the guy sitting next to them.
- Who Would You Have a Conversation With?
- People say the funny things during a job interview. This interview between a company
executive and a blonde is no different!!
- A Blonde Date - A funny story
about a man making out with his blonde date in the front seat of his car.
- Tell The Difference - An
amusing story about a blonde who has trouble telling the difference between the two horses
she had just bought.
- A Bonde GUY Joke - Finally
women! A blonge joke about guys!!
- Two Blonde Men - An amusing
tale about two male hunters who are out in the woods when nature calls.
- Blonde Puzzle - A funny story
about a blonde who has trouble putting together a puzzle.
- Short Stories - Here is a
selection of more amusing short stories about blondes.
- Ridin' In a Pickup Truck -
Read about a redhead, brunette, and two blondes who accidently drive off the cliff into a
- The Blonde and the Rabbit -
Read how a blonde soothes the woos of a driver who just killed a rabbit.
- Committing Suicide - Read how
a blonde injuries her hand while attempting to commit suicide.
- Tennis Ball - Read the
humorous response a blonde gives to a jogger about his newly found tennis ball.
- She is So Blonde - Read
humorous one liners about blondes.
- Not All Blondes Are Dumb -
When you get two male crap dealers confronted by a nude female craps player, the men don't
stand a chance.
- Another Bull Story - A funny
story about two sisters, a blonde and a brunette who inherit a ranch.
- More Blonde Jokes - A
collection of six short blonde jokes.
- Computer Virus - A funny
spoof about a computer virus named "Bedtimes".
- Replacement Windows - An
amusing story about a blonde who had double-insulated energy efficient windows put in her
house and then didn't pay for them.
- Blonde Measurement - How
would you think a blonde would measure the height of a flag pole? Click here and find out!
- The All Ladies Bar - Read a
humorous story about a blind man in a bar full of blondes who wants to tell a blonde
- Time Off - A funny story
about two government workers (a man and a blonde) who try to get some time off from work.
- It's Blonde Day Again! -
Another humorous story about blondes but this time about a blonde driver and a blonde cop.
- The Nightly Blonde News - A
funny story about a bet between a blonde and a redhead about an episode on the nightly
- Rectum Deodorant - A funny
story about a blonde who goes into a store to buy rectum deodorant.
- The Redhead - A funny story
about a doctor who can tell his patient is not a redhead but rather a blonde without
- T.G.I.F. - A humorous story
about a blonde who greets a man in an elevator by the acronym T.G.I.F.
- More Blonde Jokes - Here is a
collection of five more amusing short stories about blondes.
- Tickle Me Elmo Toys - A funny
story about a blonde working in a toy manufacturing plant making Tickle Me Elmo toys.
- She Was So Blonde... - A
number of one-liners about blondes.
- The Blonde and the Motorhome
- A funny story about how a blonde thought she had won a new motorhome.
- Blondes and the Christmas Tree
- A humorous story about two blondes looking in the woods for a Christmas tree.
- She Was So Blonde.... - A
whole bunch of blonde one-liners.
- The Blonde Handywoman - A
funny story about a blonde who paints one man's porch for only $50...Beware of what you
- The Blonde Motorist - A
humorous story about a man, whose car broke down on the road, who asked a blonde to
complete his journey by taking the two chimps he was hauling to the zoo.
- Here's One For The Blondes -
A funny story about how one blonde won at the craps table.
- Alligator Shoes - A comical
story about a blond who wants to get her own alligator shoes by killing the alligator
- A Blonde and Her Psychiatrist
- An amusing story about a blonde who puts a mail box in her car so her clients can get in
touch with her.
- Blonde's Geometry Test - A
funny story about how a blonde who got full credit for an answer on her Geometry test.
- A Smart Blonde - A humorous
story about a blonde millionaire who borrows $5,000 from a bank and uses her Rolls Royce
- A Blonde's Cookbook - A funny
story about a blonde who keeps a diary about her daily cooking ventures.
- How To Get a Day Off From Work
- A comical story about how a man, and his blonde co-worker, got a day off from work.
- The Very First Blonde GUY Joke
- A funny story about three construction workers, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy,
who are fed up with eating the same lunch every day.
- The Blonde Who Lost The Bet -
An amusing story about a blonde who makes a bet with a man in a bar about a jumper.
- The Blind Man - A funny story
about a blind man who wants to tell a blonde joke in a bar only to find that there are 5
tough blondes in there.
- Gold Digger - A humorous
story about a 70-year old man who walks into his country club with a striking, sexy
- A Blonde's Year in Review -
An amusing story about a blonde's typical year by month.
- The Tiger Puzzle - A
funny story about a blonde who gets frustrated when putting a puzzle together about a
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