A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets
out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and after looking
around for a while selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights
some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her
disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen. She got so mad and called the
video store to complain.
Blonde: "I just rented
an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry
about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Blonde: "It's called,
Head Cleaner."
