A married couple
were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How
should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman
wanting to know if the coast is clear."
Two blondes
are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick
it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks
familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the
compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating
on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
  really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go
ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: it's W."
