Once upon a time,
a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the
countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly
creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I
take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no
discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd
was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to
my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire
flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the
others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to
her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair
color, can I have my dog back?"
