A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator by his
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons."I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator’s
mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He'll then open his mouth and I'll recover my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing
this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man
stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open
mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd
gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on top
of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as
promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood
up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to
give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back
of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll do it, but you have to promise not
to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
