Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. One
blonde was on a ladder, nailing. She'd reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at
it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other
blonde couldn't stand it any longer and yelled up, "Why are you throwing some of the
nails away?"
The first blonde
explained, "When I pull it out of my nail pouch, if it's pointed toward me I throw it
away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I can use it!"
The second blonde got real mad and called
her all kinds of names, explaining, "Don't throw away those nails that are pointed
toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"
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