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Sports is probably one of the most funniest settings there is. We currently have 39 humorous stories about sports. A description of each sports joke is provided below the link.
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A Golfer In Pain
- A humorous story about a woman golfer who accidentally hits a male golfer in the obvious place and how the remedy she administers not always cures the right pain.
About Dennis Rodman's Tattoos
- Have you ever seen Dennis Rodman's tattoos and wandered what each meant? This is a humorous take on the meaning behind his tattoos.
A Dedicated Football Fan
- A humorous anecdote about a fan who would rather be at the Superbowl rather than where he really should be.
Luck Of The Irish
- Sometimes getting your three wishes from a leprechaun may not always be a good thing.
George Takes Up Golf
- When a man takes up golf and does not know a thing about it, the outcome can be very funny!
The Golf Lesson
- When a woman takes up golf and does not know a thing about it, the outcome can be very funny!
1996 World Series Humor
- Here is a little humorous take on the 1996 World Series.
Beware Of Three Wise Men Bearing Gifts
- When four golfing buddies get together for a game and talk about their son's successes you'll be surprised at what you'll find out!
Giving Golf Advice
- A humorous story about advice given to a woman golfer by a boy, his father, and his grandfather.
- Do golfer's really believe in Genies? Read here and find out!
- An amusing memorial given by a golfer while watching a funeral procession during a golf game.
- A funny take on how the presidential election fiasco in Florida has affected the game of golf.
And That's The Other Thing Coach..
- Click here to read just how steroids can affect a woman athelete.
Always One Hole Behind
- Click here to read a funny story about a male golfer who always seems to be one hole behind a woman golfer.
The 15 Rules for Bedroom Golf
- Do you want to play bedroom golf with your spouse? Well make sure you follow these rules.
A Tough Golf Game
- A humorous story about a long game of golf due to one person dragging their feet.
More Golf Jokes
- Read about two more funny jokes about golf.
- Read how you can tell what baseball inning it is when you observe elderly women drinking whiskey.
A Bad Mistake
- A funny story about a man who plays golf with his wife only to find out where her golf ball ends up.
- A couple humorous stories about golf.
A Day At the Track
- A funny story about a teacher who takes a group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade students to the race track and has to help some of the male students at the urinal.
- Read how your choice of sports change when you rise up the corporate ladder and what that all means.
How Golfer's Score
- Even when charged with homicide it is hard for golfers to change their scoring habits.
A Golf Tale
- Read a funny story about Tiger Woods meeting up with an Irishman.
- Read a humorous story about a women who joins three men for a golf game.
A Real Football Fan
- A funny story about a man who will not give up his seats to the Superball no matter what the occasion.
The Quarterback From Afghanistan
- A funny story about an Afghanistan man that is drafted by the Detroit Lions football club to be their star quarterback.
- An amusing story about an all men's golf course that just got infilatrated by women.
- Click here to take a quick, and humorous, baseball quiz.
A Day At The Golf Course
- A funny story about a man who tells a story about a magic frog who brings him luck.
- A humorous story about a man who makes the mistake of commenting on a woman's ability to play golf.
Golf Club Sign
- An actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale Arizona.
The Iraqi Quarterback
- A funny story about an Iraqi soldier with a great arm for throwing granades that got him on the Eagles football team.
- A humorous story about a man who wants to make that perfect shot since his wife is watching from the clubhouse.
An Interesting Observation About People and Sports
- Is there a relationship between working class and sports? Click here to find out.
- A humorous story about a little old lady who makes football fans pay for the privledge of peeing in her bushes one way or the other.
- A funny story about a man who is concerned about his golf game after getting an arm transplant from a woman.
- An amusing story about a baseball coach who instructs one of his young players about baseball manners.
Golfing Left-Handed or Right-Handed
- A humorous story about how one woman decides whether to golf righ-handed or left-handed.
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