A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They
like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt
revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads,
"Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play
basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off
and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the
unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes
off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with
shock. "I'm not going to do it
with a guy who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby,
in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS". | 
