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The 15 Rules for Bedroom Golf

1.  Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play --normally one club and two balls.

2.  Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3.  Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4.  For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.  Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5.  Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6.  The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete.

7.  It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at this course.

8.  The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.

9.  Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played.  Upset course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

10.  Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

11.  Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they consider to be a private course.

12.  Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

13.  Slow play is encouraged.  However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owner's request.

14.  It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

15.  The course owner will be the sole judge of who are the best players.

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