One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and
gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods
on the side of the fairway.
He goes looking for his ball
and comes across this little guy with this huge knot on his head, and the golfball lying
right beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the poor
Upon awaking, the little guy
says, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three
The man says "I can't
take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly," and walks away.
Watching the golfer depart,
the leprechaun says "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have
to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I would want. I'll give him
unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."
Well, a year goes past (as
they often do in jokes like this) and the same golfer is out golfing on the same course at
the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes off looking for his
ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing.
The leprechaun says, "I'm
fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?"
The golfer says, "It's
great! I hit under par every time." The leprechaun says, "I did that for you.
And might I ask how your money is holding out?" The golfer says, "Well, now that
you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar
The leprechaun smiles and
says, "I did that for you. And might I ask
how your sex life is?"
The golfer looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a
week." The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "Once or twice a week?" The
golfer looks at him and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a