This guy Joe goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in
the nosebleed section but that's OK - he's at the Super Bowl.
So he starts looking around
the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50-yard
line with an empty seat beside him.
This is driving Joe nuts, so
finally at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a
The guy says, "My wife
and I bought these seats a long time ago. But unfortunately, she passed away."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to
hear that", Joe says, "but why didn't you give the ticket to another relative or
The guy replies: "They're
all at the funeral."