This guy Joe goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in
the nosebleed section but that's OK - he's at the Super Bowl.
So he starts looking around
the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50-yard
line with an empty seat beside him.
This is driving Joe nuts, so
finally at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why he has a vacant seat in such a
choice location.
The guy says, "My wife
and I bought these seats a long time ago. But unfortunately, she passed away."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to
hear that", Joe says, "but why didn't you give the ticket to another relative or
a friend?"
The guy replies: "They're
all at the funeral." |