There's a fellow
who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an
early tee time. He gets up very early and golfs all day long.
Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of
the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential
downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there he finds
that it's supposed to be bad weather all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the
closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back,
and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
She replies, "I know. And can you believe my stupid husband is actually out there
golfing?"
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A father spoke to his son, "It's time
we had a little talk my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never had
before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't
be able to think of anything else."
He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal ... it's called golf."
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