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Giving Golf Advice

Three guys, Father, Son, and Grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee they are bullshitin', cussin' just the whole guy thing. Just before the son is ready to tee off this fine looking' woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says that her partner didn't show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is really hot. The kid kind of grumbles that now they cuss and bullshit around less. The lady turns to the three of them and says, "I don't care what the three of you do, Cuss, smoke, Chew, Spit or fart, just don't try to coach me on my game."

The guys say O.K. and ask if she would like to tee off first. All eyes are on her ass as her skirt rides up it as she bends over to place the ball. She then proceeds to knock the shit out of the ball right up the middle. She just starts pounding these guys, par every hole. They get to the 18th and she has a 12-foot putt for par. She turns around and says, "You guys have done a great job at not trying to coach me on my game, but I have never shot par before and I am going to ask all of your opinions in this putt. Now if any of those opinions help me make the par I will give you all a blow job that you will never forget."

The guys think what a deal. The kid walks over eyes up the putt for a couple of minutes and finally says, "Lady, aim that putt six inches to the right of the hole, the ball will break left 12 inches from the hole and will go in cup."

The father walks up and says, "Don't listen to the youngster, aim 12 inches to the right and the ball will break left 2 feet from the hole and fall in the cup."

The Grandpa looks at the both of them in disgust, walks over picks up the ball and says, "Fuck the putt, that's a Gimme."

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