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Baseball Game


Three old ladies go to a baseball game. They've never been and are very excited because of the way the Mariners are playing. But just to make the game a little more interesting, they bring along a bottle of Jack Daniels. It's a really good game and the crowd's into it and everybody is having a good time. The little old ladies keep adding a little Jack Daniels to their colas and are having a wonderful time. So there's still a lot of game left when they notice that they are out of Jack Daniels.

Question: What inning is it?
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Told ya to pay attention
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...... it's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!



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