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Have you ever had a funny thing happen to you at the doctors? Well maybe you can related to these. We currently have 61 humorous stories about doctors. A description of each doctor joke is provided after the link.
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A Pain In The Ass
- Have you every going to the doctors for a rectum analysis? Well you might agree it is very uncomfortable, especially when you don't know what is all involved!
- This is a funny outtake on the old story about the woman being branded with a letter as the result of committing adultery.
The Doctor And The Prostitute
- A humorous anecdote about a prostitute who guesses the occupation and specialty of her client.
Suppositories, What Good Are They?
- A funny story about the wrong way to take a prescribed medication.
- Medical insurance, as you get older, can control you everyday activities. But this funny anecdote takes it a little too far.
- Who says everyone can't sing Country Western?
Does Anyone Know What Castration Is?
- A funny short story about an elderly man who doesn't know the meaning of the word "castration".
Keep One Eye Open
- Preparing for an intimate night with your wife can prove to be quite fulfilling. Getting advice from your doctor in preparation of this night can be quite embarrassing.
A Fart That Doesn't Smell Or Can't Be Heard
- A funny story about an elderly women who goes to the doctors because she can't smell or hear her own farts.
A Sure Fire Cure For Terminal Illness
- A humorous story about how a man should spend the last six months of his life.
- When you bet on artificial means to stimulate your sex life the outcome can be quite disappointing.
- A funny anecdote about a woman who sees a Chinese doctor to cure her sex problems.
- Which professionals are the easiest to operate on? Click here and find out!
Health Plans Do Make The Difference
- When it comes to sexual therapy do health plans really make a difference? Click here and see!
- A funny story about a 90-year old man fathering a baby.
- A humorous anecdote of what a nursing home may not let its residents do.
- How does a man from Alabama get a vasectomy? Click here and find out!
The Mixed Up Doctor
- It's time to quit being a doctor when you can't tell a pencil from a thermometer!
The Old Man At The Nursing Home
- When you are an old man is your memory the first thing to go?
The Autopsy Professor
- Want to become a doctor? Click here to learn the hard way!
What's In A Name?
- An amusing story about two doctors who move to a small town and have problems just finding a name for their practice.
- Are those men in the white coats at the hospital really doctors? Well click here to find out!
The Cure For Mongolian VD
- Is there a cure for Mongolian VD? Well click here to find out!
The Frog And The Endowed
- An amusing tale about a man who gets a remedy from his doctor on reducing the size of his penis.
- A funny story about a woman who goes to the doctors to complain about unusual markings on her body.
More Than Just Stomach Problems
- Sometimes the cure can be more painful than the symptoms.
Funeral Fitting For a Doctor
- A humorous story about a doctor whose funeral services emulates his medical specialty.
Sex From Behind
- Can one become pregnant from unprotected anal sex? Click here to find out!
Hung Out To Dry
- If a crazy person saves another one's life he is really sane? Click here to find out!
- Does age really matter? Click here and find out!
Doctors Have Stories Too
- A number of humorous stories about doctors.
- A funny story about a psychiatrist who holds a session with 4 women on obsessions.
- Read how an 86 year old man handled disclosing his ailment to the receptions in a room full of patients.
- A humorous story about a doctor who impregnates his nurse and sends her to Italy to have the baby.
- For those of you who have ever conversed with a snooty doctor's receptionist, this one's for you!
- A funny story about what kind of person doctor's like to operate on.
No Laughing Matter
- Read a funny story about a doctor who laughs at a man's medical problem
- Don't know whether or not these are true notes from doctors but they are amusing never-the-less.
Thought For The Day
- See what happens when you spend more money on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
- Read a funny story about a computer that can diagnose your ailments better than any doctor can.
Never Tick Off a Nurse
- A humorous story about a business executive patient whose constant bossing of his nurses results in him getting it in the end.
Plink Plink Plink
- A funny story about a woman who goes to the Gynecologists because she is having women problems.
Learn To Pay Attention
- When you are a first year med student it is important that you pay attention. Click here to find out why!
The Health Checkup
- An amusing story about an elderly woman who concerned about her health asked the doctor for his advice.
- Amusing stories about doctors and well as actual comments from doctor's patients made while performing colonoscopies.
- A funny story about a man who goes to the doctor because of talking joints.
- An amusing story about a woman who has a concern that the operation she is about to have will affect her sex life.
Where Do Redheaded Babies Come From?
- A funny story about how one couple could have given birth to a redhead when there have been no redheads in the family.
What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means
- Has what your doctor told you a little bit on the confusing side, well click here to find out exactly what he really means.
- An amusing story about three surgeons who have lunch together and try to out due each other with the surgeries they performed.
Jim & Edna
- Read a story about two mental patients in which one is trying to get discharged.
- An amusing story about a new cosmetic procedure that will turn women younger by the twist of a knob.
Blue Cross Vs. an HMO
- A funny story about the differences in a vasectomy procedure between Blue Cross and an HMO.
I Can't Talk
- A humorous story about a man who goes to a doctor because he can't talk.
Mixed Up Test Results
- A funny story about a doctor who mixes up a man's wife's test results and then offers a solution.
- A humorous story about a doctor who takes his trained mental patients to a baseball game.
- A comical story about a protitute about to get a heart transplant and her friend concerned that her body would reject it.
- A funny story about a Doctor who tries to explain a medical impossibility to an 80-year old patient by using one of his hunting stories.
- An amusing story about an 80-yr old man whose 100-yr old father and 118-yr grandfather are still alive.
- A comical story about two med students who attempt to guess the ailment of an elderly man.
Medical Convention Romance
- A funny story about two doctors who strike up a short romance at a medical convention.
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