One evening a family brings their frail, elderly
mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next
morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a
window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two
attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to
tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning. Later the family
arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it
here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
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