An autopsy professor was giving an introductory
lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class.
"There are two things you need to make a career
in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear." Having said that, he shoved his
finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. "Now you must do the same," he told
the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
"Second," the professor continued, "you must have an acute sense of
observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this
man's anus, but licked my index finger?"
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