After marrying a young filly, a ninety-year-old geezer told his doctor
that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a
story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a
gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the
bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the
geezer exclaimed, "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
"Exactly," replied the doctor.
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