A man with a bad
stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies
that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns
him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The
doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time
using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the
required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts
one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust. "What's the matter?" asked his wife.
"Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but
I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
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