An
80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The
doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20
year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think
about that?"Â
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The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off
hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his
walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came
across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He
realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the
magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it
at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang,bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.Â
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The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."Â
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The doctor replied, "My point exactly"!Â
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