A man walks into
the doctor’s office and complains that he just can’t seem to find a comfortable
position to sit. The doctor examines him and tells him "I’m not surprised that
you’re having trouble sitting, you have a good case of hemorrhoids" He then gives the man a supply
of suppositories, and tells him "Go home now, and use one of these each morning and
one at night until they’re gone. Then come back and we’ll see how you are."
The man goes home, and in a
couple of weeks, he shows up at the doctor’s office again.
"Well", says the
doctor, "Did you use all of the suppositories?"
"Yes, I did."
says the man "I took one every morning and every night as you instructed, even though
they were pretty hard to swallow. For all the good they did me, I might just as well have
shoved them up my ass!"
