Mr. Smith went
to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.
Receptionist: "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a
mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from
your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were
sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your
wife's.  Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."
Mr. Smith: "What do you mean?"
Receptionist: "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive
for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell
which is your wife."
Mr Smith: "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do
now?"
Receptionist: "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife
off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't
have sex with her."
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