A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his
doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by
inserting a suppository up his anal passage.Â
The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him
of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind.Â
The doctor then hands him a second dose and
tells him to do the same thing in six hours.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted,
but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth.Â
He calls his wife over and tells her what
to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other
shoves the medicine home.Â
Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!"
  "What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that,
he had BOTH hands on my shoulder."Â