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A Sure Fire Cure For Terminal Illness

A guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor says, "It doesn't look good. You have only six months to live."

"Is there anything you can do, doc?" the man replies. "I want to live longer than six months!"

"No, but there is a lifestyle change you need to make. You need to leave California and move to the Oklahoma panhandle. Buy a barren farm and raise hogs. Marry the fattest, ugliest, smelliest, most mean-tempered toothless Oklahoma woman you can find."

The man asks "Will that cure me, doc?"

"No, but it'll be the longest six months you ever lived!"

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