A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half
his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a
nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.His wife, as understanding as
she was exciting, told him that all was well even if he was quick to get out of the
saddle.
Determined to satisfy this
sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't
seem to hold back for very long when I make love to my young wife and I can't satisfy her.
What can I do?"
The doctor smiled, patted
him on the shoulder, and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit of
self-stimulation before having intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'll last
longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, doc, if you think that will help,
replied the man."
Later that afternoon, his
young bride called him at work to let him know that she would be attacking him at the
front door when he arrived home. "Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish
you," she cooed over the phone.
Undaunted, the man decided
to follow the doctor's advice. But where? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone
walked in on him? He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decided he would
find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneath the truck and pretend to be
inspecting the rear axle, and do the deed there.
A moment later, he pulled
over, crawled beneath the truck, closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife,
and began his ‘therapy’.
A few minutes later, just
as he was about to complete his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg.
Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy he was enjoying, he said,
"Yes?"
"Sir, I'm with the
Police Department. Could you tell me what you are doing, please? " said the officer.
"Yes, officer, I'm
inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied confidently.
"Well, why don't you check the brakes
while you're down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
