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Kids say the darnest things! We currently have 80+ humorous stories about kids. A description of each kids joke is provided after the link.


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  1. Sex Education - A funny story about a woman giving her daughter a lesson in sex education.
  2. Children Rivalry - A humorous anecdote about two boys talking about who's father is better.
  3. How To Kill An Eel - A boy hides while watching his sister and her boyfriend make out and then humorously describes the episode to his mother.
  4. A Kick In The Head - A funny story about a mother trying to educate her son not to kick the farm animals by depriving him of the food the animal provides.
  5. A Taste Of Taxes - A humorous anecdote about a boy who gets his first taste of paying taxes.
  6. Noisy Neighbors - A funny twist on a mother telling her son what the noise coming from her bedroom is at night.
  7. In The Closet - A humorous story about a boy who is placed in the closet whenever his mother is having an affair with a man who's not his father and how he capitalizes on it.
  8. Third World Encounter - A funny story about a man and his son who visits the United States from a third world country and encounters an elevator for the first time.
  9. Learning To Swear - A funny story about two boys who learn that swearing can get them in big trouble.
  10. Planning Ahead - A humorous anecdote about a father explaining to his son why there are so many size boxes of condoms.
  11. A Hot Summer Day - A funny story about how one kid's definition of having fun during a summer day is not necessarily that of his friends.
  12. Just For You - Not your normal conversation between a man and his son. A little profane!
  13. Damn Ham - Kids say the darnest things! Especially when one of the parents initiate it.
  14. The Cost Of Marriage - Young children are very inquisitive. Read an amusing response by a father who has just been asked a question from his son.
  15. School - A funny story about a kid who is never too old to go to school.
  16. Playing Doctor - Little boys have something that little girls don't. Or do they???
  17. The Birds And The Bees - A humorous story about a boy who learns about the birds and the bees the hard way.
  18. An $80,000 Mortgage - A funny story about a boy whose leaves because hi father won't buy him anything because of a high mortgage payment.
  19. From The Next Generation To Lead Us - An amusing anecdote about how one youngster stretches the truth a little when confronted by his father.
  20. Trained Parrot - Sometimes even the most simplest of gifts can be taken the wrong way.
  21. Washing The Dog - An amusing story about a boy who uses a washing machine to wash his dog.
  22. The Big Event - A funny story about a boy who prepares to have sex for the very first time.
  23. Little Johnny Strikes Again - A humorous anecdote how little Johnny uses the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
  24. Died in Service - A funny story about a young boy who mis-interprets his pastors remarks about a plaque on the church foyer.
  25. Get Treated The Way You Treat Others - Have you every done anything wrong when you were a kid and your parents gave you punishment based on your wrong doing. Well, here is a humorous on it.
  26. Two Dollars - An amusing story about a teacher who gives $2 to the student who can name the most famous person who ever lived.
  27. The Music Teacher - A funny story about a woman who tries to take a talking metronome through airport security.
  28. What's So Exciting About a Period? - A student makes an amusing argument about the significance of a period.
  29. Walking The Dog - An amusing story about a little girl who walks her dog and ends up walking home alone.
  30. Right Age For Cussing - A funny story about a 5 year boy and his 4 year brother who decide it is time to start swearing.
  31. Goodbye Daddy - An amusing anecdote about how prayers from a young boy can come true.
  32. Mischieveous Boys - A funny story about two mischievous brothers.
  33. Learning Adult Words - Kids say the darnest things. Especially when they are encouraged to use adult words.
  34. Dead Puppies - An amusing story about a father telling his son why puppies look like they do when they die.
  35. Santa Letters - Amusing responses to kids letters to Santa.
  36. Not The Smartest Kids - Read a funny story about three boys plotting against a teacher who gave them bad grades.
  37. The Fire Truck - Read a funny story about a little girl who makes her own fire truck out of her dog, cat, and wagon.
  38. Things Learned From Children - Read about humorous things that are learned from children.
  39. Know Your History - Read a funny story about a Japanese student who attends a school in America only to know more about American History than the other students.
  40. First Day of School - An amusing story about the first day of school where the teacher asked their name and what their father's did for a living.
  41. How Kids Understand the Bible - Read 24 statements made by children about their interpretation of the Bible. They have not been edited or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in).
  42. Kids on Love - Here are some funny responses by children on topics about love.
  43. Bondage S&M Magazine - Read what happens when a mother catches her son with a bondage S&M magazine.
  44. Kids and Trains - An amusing story about a kid being punished for using profane language while playing with his train.
  45. Special Occasion Napkins - An amusing story about toddler who found a new use for those special napkins that your Mom keeps in the bathroom.
  46. Thinking on Your Feet - A funny story about a boy from Canada who is quick to think while working at a grocery store in America..
  47. Do Big Planes Have Little Planes? - A humorous story about a young boy who asks his mother if big planes have little planes while he is flying on Northwest airlines.   
  48. Martinez - A funny story about an immigrant boy who seems to know more about American History quotes than his American classmates.
  49. Kids Views on Marriage and Relationships - Humorous takes on how kids feel about dating, relationships, and marriage.
  50. 7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Kid - Seven humorous short stories about children.
  51. Little Johnny - A funny story about little Johnny telling his mother and father what he saw his dad and Aunt Jane do.
  52. Johnny and Jenny - A humorous story about Johnny telling Jenny's father that he and Jenny want to get married.
  53. Once There Was A Little Boy ... - A humorous story about a little boy who pushed the outhouse into the creek and then told the truth about it.
  54. Little Tommy and Politics - A funny story about Dan Rather striking up a conversation about politics to the little boy sitting next to him on an airplane.
  55. New Your Cab Drivers - A humorous story about a Mother who is forced, by a cab driver, to explain to her son who those women were that hung at street corners of New York City.
  56. A Valentine To Osama Bin Laden - A story about a little Jewish girl who wants to send Osama Bin Laden a Valentine's Day card.
  57. Too Smart for 1st Grade - A funny story about little Johnny who is too smart for 1st grade.
  58. Daddy How Was I Born? - A technical, but humorous, response from a father whose son asked him how he was born.
  59. Texas Teacher - A story about a frustrated teacher's attempt to help put one of her student's boots on at the end of the school day.
  60. 7 Reasons Why Not to Mess With a Child - Read seven funny short stories where a child seems to get the upper hand.
  61. Thinking Fast, By Kids in Grade School - A number of funny short Question-Answer one-liners between teachers/parents and grade school kids.
  62. Grampa, What is Sex? - A funny story about an elderly man who mistakely answer's his 8 year old granddaughter's question about sex.
  63. The Way Children See Things! - Here are some funny takes from a child's perspective.
  64. Know Your Grandpa - Read a humorous response from a kid to a policeman about his lost grandpa in a mall.
  65. Little Johnny Strikes Again! - Read little Johnny's homework assignment to have their parents tell them a story with a moral.
  66. Wild Kid - A funny story about how one elderly Air Force general on a flight was able to quite down a wild 5-year old boy.
  67. Dead Frog - A funny explanation from one student to his teacher on how he could tell that a frog he found was dead.
  68. Playing House - A funny story about a little girl and a little boy playing house.
  69. Deer - A comical story about a teacher who drew several barnyard animals for her students to name in an attempt to stump them.
  70. A Yankee Fan - A funny story about a teacher, who is a Yankees fan, finds out that all of her students, except for one, are also Yankee fans.
  71. My Kind of Child - A funny story about a little Jewish girl who wants to send Osama Bid Laden a Valentines Day card.
  72. Go Girl - An amusing story about how a teacher attempts to Refute the existence of God.
  73. Out of the Mouths of Grandchildren - A number of funny stories about kids as told by their grandparents.
  74. All Grandpas, Heed This Warning - A humorous story about a little girl who went up to a policeman after losing her grandfather in a shopping mall.
  75. Grandmom's Boyfriend - An amusing story about a woman who tells her grandson that her boyfriend is her TV.
  76. Grouchy - A humorous story about a second grader who asks her mom about her ancestory.
  77. The Kitchen Bitch - A funny story about a boy who is sent to his room for 2 hrs because he used foul language while playing with his toy train set.
  78. Birth Order of Children - Amusing differences in attitudes between the first born and third born on various subjects.


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