One night a father
overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy and
Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about
it. The next day, the Grandfather died.
About a month or two later the father heard
his son saying his prayers again "God bless Mommy. God bless
Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."
The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting
more than a little worried about the whole situation.
Two weeks later, the father once again
overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye
Daddy."
This alone nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say
anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss
the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after
midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he
appologized to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad
day at work today."
"You think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD
DAY!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my
doorstep this morning!"
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