A boy and his father visiting the United States from
a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again, (i.e.
elevator doors).
The boy asked his
father, "What is this, Father?" The father responded, "Son I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching
wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and
the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light
up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls
opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get
your mother, NOW!!"
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