Morris asked his ten-year-old son if he knew about
the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
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Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
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"Oh Dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At
age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the
'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really
have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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