Little Johnny and his dad went shopping at the grocery store. Walking down
an aisle, Johnny asked his dad if he could have a box of Lucky Charms. His dad said,
"Well, Johnny, can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Johnny said,
"No!!," Johnny's dad said, "Well, there's your answer."
Later, Johnny asked if he
could have Spagettios. His dad, again, said, "Can you touch your asshole with your
dick?" Johnny said, "No!!" His dad said, "Well, there's your
answer."
At the end of the shopping trip, Johnny's
dad felt bad about how he had talked to Johnny, so he bought him an instant lottery
ticket. Johnny scratched the ticket and found that he won $1,000!!! His dad said,
"Hey, Johnny, you gonna share the money with your old man? Johnny asked, "Dad,
can you touch your asshole with your dick?" Johnny's dad said, "As a matter of
fact, I can!" Johnny replied, "GOOD, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!"
