Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
Ol' Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got
together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: . . . .
'You've Got Male!'Â
