It was the first day
of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by
asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is
a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a
mechanic."
It was then little Johnny's turn and he said "My name is
Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay
men."
The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school
yard, the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was
really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
Little Johnny blushed and said, "Nah, he's really an auditor
for Arthur Andersen but I was just too embarrassed to say
so."
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