A mother was working
in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his
new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons
of bitches who want off, get the hell off now cause this is the
last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get
your asses in the train .... cause we're going down the
tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your
room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
you may play with your train .... but I want you to use nice
language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say ....
"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and
hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us
again soon."
She heard her little darling continue, "For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you
will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen!"
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