A mother and her son
were flying Northwest Airlines from Grand Forks to Minneapolis.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who
couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.Â
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If
big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did
your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this
was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes, because, Northwest always pulls out on
time. Your mother can explain it to you."
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