One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked
him if he could buy him  a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said,
"Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house and you want me to buy you a
bicycle? Wait until Christmas.
Christmas
came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still
extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me  again some other time.
"Well, about 2 days later, the boy was
seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry
for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I Â was
walking past your room and I heard you say that you were pulling out and mommy said that
you should wait because she was coming too."Â "And I'll be DAMNED if I am
getting stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
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