A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two
weeks but nothing happened.
Then he
decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received
the letter addressed to God USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The
President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00
and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God, Thank you very much for sending
the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington
D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.
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