A kindergarten pupil told his teacher that he had found a frog.
She inquired as to whether it
was alive or dead.Â
"Dead," she was
informed.
"How do you know?"
she asked.
"Because I pissed in his
ear," said the child innocently.Â
"You did WHAT?"
squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know,"
explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst', He didn't move."
