The kindergartners
were now in first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more
grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them
to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them
to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher
said, "No, no, you went to see your Grandmother. Use the
grown up word."
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The
teacher again said, "No, no, you went on a trip on a train.
That's the grown up word."
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the
summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked
what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult
way replied, "Winnie the Shit."
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