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A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office. The doctor asked them, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex and leave after paying the doctor. Finally the doctor asked, "just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The Hilton charges $76.00. We do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."

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