An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While
in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions. A week after
arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with
bright green and purple spots.Horrified,
he immediately goes to the doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this
before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in 2 days for the results.
The man return a couple of days later and
the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD.
It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks relieved and says "Give
me a shot or something and fix me up doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry,
there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams, " OH NO!! I want a
second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want , but surgery is the
only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese
doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his
organ, and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease." The man says,
"yeah , yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to
operate and amputate my penis."
The Chinese doctor laughs and shakes his
head. "Stupid Amellican doctor! Amellican doctor, always want to opulate. Make
more money that way. No need
to opulate!!
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait 2 weeks, it fall off by
itself!"Â
