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The Cure For Mongolian VD

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to the doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in 2 days for the results.

The man return a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you.  You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.  We know very little about it."

The man looks relieved and says "Give me a shot or something and fix me up doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams, " OH NO!! I want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want , but surgery is the only option."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his organ, and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease." The man says, "yeah , yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis."

The Chinese doctor laughs and shakes his head. "Stupid Amellican doctor!  Amellican doctor, always want to opulate. Make more money that way. No need
to opulate!!

"Oh thank God!" the man replies. "Yes" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait 2 weeks, it fall off by itself!" 

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