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The Doctor And The Prostitute

A guy goes to a prostitute and has sex. After it is done, she turns to him and says, "If I can guess your profession, you give me $100?", to which he agreed.

The prostitute said, "You are a doctor".

Doctor: "How did you guess?"

Prostitute: "You washed your hands before and you washed your hands after. Want to go double or nothing? I can guess your specialty."

Doctor: "Sure. No way!"

Prostitute: "You're an anesthesiologist."

Doctor: "That's incredible! How did you guess?"

Prostitute: "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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