An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.
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One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and
forgetful, decided To play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she
replied.
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Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis
hanging outside his pants.
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Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis
died."
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"It did," he said. "Today is the viewing."
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