An Irishman, a Mexican & a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch & the Irishman said, "Corned beef & cabbage! If I get corned beef & cabbage 1 more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box & exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos 1 more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde guy opened his lunch & said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich 1 more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef & cabbage, & jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, & jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna & jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef & cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept & said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned & stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."Â
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